jaxence
Jaxence is the biggest dumbass you will ever meet in your life. This dude will ask you for an object that he is holding in his hand. He will confidently say good morning at 3 in the afternoon. Jaxence will often forget where they put down their drink and end up with three at once, not knowing where they all came from. They might be alcoholic, they might not. Even with their slight incompetence in daily activities, Jaxence is loveable and needs constant attention.
Don't pull a jaxence and leave your car keys in the fridge again!