Jaxu
Best person ever
You are a jaxu
Jaxus
The sort of person that is a dick but you love him. Your mum would probably think he's a 'lovely boy', but you know the truth. Medically addicted to concentrated ribena and possibly smack. A Jaxus is usually in charge of something important, although god knows why someone with such little impulse control and bizzare sexual politics would be given such responsibility.
"Shut up, Jaxus"