Jazz Trumpet
An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.
May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies
May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies
'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'