jeagle
Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.
If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.
jeagle
Cliffs that look like Half-Jet Half-Eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.
"Dude, is that a jet or an eagle"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"
Jeagle
When two male friends named Steve tell their wives they’re watching football but instead bang
“Hey Hunny I’m going to watch the Jets Eagles game.” “Ok tell Steve I said hi… why are you bringing that big black dildo?” “As a joke” Steve arrives at Steve’s with the big black dildo for the Jeagle game which we all know means gay sex