Jeanald
A highly regarded public figure in Fire/EMS, John Jacob Jeanald is a mysterious man who is often not seen by the people who refer to him. Some claim that he does work in the field but his co-workers will say otherwise. The name "Jeanald" has become associated with someone who does something questionable, but it should be known that Jeanald is a real person and he is out there somewhere.
"Jeanald you forgot to put the coffee grounds in the machine, all it's doing is making hot water"