jean claude van dammed
adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...
holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!
jean claude van dam
slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"
"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
jean-claude van dam you fine
n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
Girl; "Take me!"