Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)

What someone would call someone with an absession with wearing jeans on their legs