jean penis
Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
jean penis
when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.
person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.
jeans penis
When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!
Penis Jeans
Extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the penis area for guys. Usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. Worn on Thursdays at High Schools in Washington for a joke holiday called "Penis Jeans Thursday" Only guys can wear penis jeans, and usually they are only worn on Thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like Nick Wax.
Really tight jeans from Abercrombie or Old Vintage tight crappy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.
Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"
Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"