Jeans Dick
When a male has been wearing his jeans (skinny or regular) and his cock is bent so it curves to one side.
Person 1: Aw shit I have a major jeans dick today!
Person 2: Wow dude you must have been wearing tight skinny jeans.
Person 1: Not really i just have a big cock.
Person 2: Wow dude you must have been wearing tight skinny jeans.
Person 1: Not really i just have a big cock.
Big Dick Jeans
Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.
Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!