Jedzilla

He is the King of all JEDS! He's a playa hatin, curly haired motha fuckin masta of every situation!
A vicious ass kickin machine who can use his skills for good or evil. He will throw down at the drop of hat. He can score with any female. He'll drop 5 different languages on you. He gives big ups to those who deserve it, and crushes those who don't play the game by his rules. He would start his own religion, but too many people would follow.