jeep personality

When someone bases their entire lifestyle around their Jeep. They have become engrossed in "Jeep Culture" and will spend all their time and money on their Jeep. These people are often obsessed with their Jeeps, even to the point where they will ignore previous hobbies or friendships in favor of other "Jeepers". Studies with EEG have confirmed how the brain of a Jeeper reacts when talking about Jeeps. Similarly to Cocaine, there is a rush of endorphins that temporarily inhibit the Jeeper's thought processes. If you worry someone you know is developing a Jeep personality, please call 1-800-273-8255 because you'll want to kill yourself once they start talking about their Jeep.