jeezy fries
a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.
Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.
Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...
Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...