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the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption