Jenniphonics
A once regional accent, used by California women/girls when trying to be cute/hot/bitchy. Most think it is derived from the Southern California Valley girl, but it's actually the speech pattern of effeminate gay males. The easiest way to emulate this pattern of speech is by using alternate vowels in standard words, excessive use of the word "like", and/or ending every sentence in a high note like a question, or in a low note + dragging the last word on.
"Yasterday, I like was so like campatatave, eeeeand I literally died."
"If she doesn't STFU with that jenniphonics, I will jam an ice pick in my ears." dead I can't even like oh my god literally
"If she doesn't STFU with that jenniphonics, I will jam an ice pick in my ears." dead I can't even like oh my god literally