Jerell's Law
Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.
Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!
Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.