Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

A fully rigged rate A-1 ocean going pillock

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
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...not very often.

A bliviring racist baboon quite funny but overall an idiot who insults and requires a car to monkey around with and he has two presenters to atleast lead his cars back all the time