Jeremy Piven
Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.
- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.
Jeremy Piven
An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate
"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"