New Jeresy Turnpike
When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.
Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?
Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?
jeresy
Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.
Boy: how do you even have a crush on them
Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy
Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy
New Jeresy
A town in Texas
''I used to live in New JERESY!''