Jerkadian Rhythm
Describes the frequency and periodicity at which one masturbates.
Bro #1: "How often do you jerk off, bro? I gotta bust a nut every morning to wake up right."
Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."
Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."