Jerk Driving
The act of one jerking off to ones self.
The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.
Jerk Driving
When one drives like a jerk.
Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
jump drive jerk
Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.
My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!