Jerking From Home
The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.
Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
Jerk from home
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Jerk from home
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
Jerk from Home
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.