Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin
Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire