jerkin' the gherkin
A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
jerkin' the gherkin
Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
jerkin the gherkin
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
Jerkin' the gherkin
Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
jerkin the gherkin
having a wank
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
Jerkin' the Gherkin
Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.
"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."
Jerkin your Gherkin
Slang term for mastrubation
stop jerkin your gherkin!!