jerk me
when someone masturbates for someone else
tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)
jerk me off
1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
student: ohh jerk me offffff
Jerk me swole
You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.
When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
are you jerking me off?
a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you
Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
me-jerk reaction
Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:
a knee-jerk conservative.
a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.