Jerkover
The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.
Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.
Professor Hans Jerkov
Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
Consult Professor Hans Jerkov
To wank
When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov