jerkwalking
Verb. Jerkwalking is just like jay walking but more interesting because you are jerking off, while you jay walk.
Bro #1: bro I'm way cooler than you.
Bro#2: prove it bro
Bro#1: watch this, *starts Jerkwalking in front of traffic*
Bro#2: Damn bro
"You wont believe this but after my 12 hour shift I was just trying to get home to catch some shuteye when some crackhead started jerkwalking across all lanes."
Bro#2: prove it bro
Bro#1: watch this, *starts Jerkwalking in front of traffic*
Bro#2: Damn bro
"You wont believe this but after my 12 hour shift I was just trying to get home to catch some shuteye when some crackhead started jerkwalking across all lanes."