jerkwipe
Cross between a jerkoff and an asswipe. Also can be used as a noun or the name of a product.
1. Sally whouldn't blow me last night, so I jerked one out. Good thing I had some jerkwipes next to my bed.
2. Billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!
2. Billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!