Jersey Bagel
When a female’s vagina is abnormally shaped - a perfect circle as opposed to an oval
“Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”
Jersey Bagel
When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.