jersey boobs
Mounds of flesh on the female of the species that look appealing at first glance but upon closer examination closely resemble deflated pancakes.
Has anyone else noticed that Rachel Ray has Jersey Boobs?
Jersey Boob Job
When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.
"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"
New Jersey Boob Job
When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.
Bro: Wow.
Bro: Wow.