jersey job
When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
Jersey Nail Job
When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
Jersey Boob Job
When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.
"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"
Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)
A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
New Jersey Boob Job
When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.
Bro: Wow.
Bro: Wow.
Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)
A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.