Jersey Rules
Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jersey rules
Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.
Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
Jersey Shore Rule
In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”