Jesse McKeddie
A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this
Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo
Person 2 "what a weirdo