jessica simpson
A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.
Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".
Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
jessica simpson
the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money
Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!
Jessica Simpson
Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!
The two extremes.
Jessica Simpson
Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.
I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
jessica simpson
The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
Jessica Simpson
Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?
I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
jessica simpson
The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?