`Jesus
The man you slept with last night.
I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.
Jesus
A nice Jewish boy who decided that being a carpenter just wouldn't be enough.
If only that Jesus boy could have just carried on his father's business instead of stirring up trouble and getting nailed to a cross...
Jesus
Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.
Jesus said to Maria you look amazing today.
Jesus
the most famous zombie ever
romero only WISHES he could cast jesus in a movie
Jesus
A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
Jesus
Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
Jesus
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.