Jesus Crackers
Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.
Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
Jesus Crackers
A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
Guy1: Boo!
Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!
Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!
jesus on a cracker
Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.
"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"