Jesus crap
What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?
Jesus crap!
...What?
Jesus crap!
1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"
"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"
"Jesus crap!"
"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"
Crap Jesus
Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)
Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.