Jesus In A Box
A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.
The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.
Jesus In A Box
(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.
Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.
Jesus Christ in a box
An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-
"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
Jesus Box
A small box, with a depiction of Jesus Christ in any number of biblical predicaments, which is used as a money box where money is deposited and withdrawn on the honor system.
I couldn't steal money from the Jesus box, what with the Lord watching over me and all.