Jesus junk
Term used by Christian retailers to describe small plastic toys, pens, and pencils that have been imprinted with trite religious phrases to be handed out to children for memorizing Bible verses in Sunday School.
Jesus junk
The best damn kind of junk there is
jesus junk
jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about
godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.
It's all total bullshit.