Jesus Mary and Josephed
To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.
Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.
2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.
*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*
You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*
You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving
British people fucking.
Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️