Jesus Monkey
An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
Jesus Monkey Lords
What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!
monkey jesus
An extremely ugly, undesirable person.
That girl is straight monkey jesus.
jesus christ monkey balls
term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
Jesus christ monkey balls
Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
Jesus fucked a monkey!
Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.