Jesus of the Christ
Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.
jesus titty fucking christ
Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"
jesus goddamn fucking christ
1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ
What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ
Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)
"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"
(Ham flies everywhere)
"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"
(Ham flies everywhere)
Jesus Table-Making Christ
An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
Jesus tap dancing christ
instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"
Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.