Jesus Roll
When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
rolling jesus
a hand rolled cigarette.
-dude, can i have a rolling jesus?
-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...
-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...