Jesus Tits
1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
Jesus Tits
Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
jesus tits
expression of shock
"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"
jesus tits
A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.
Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.
jesus tit
Expression similar to "what the fuck!" often used in poker tournaments and the whatnot
"Jesus tit, will you please pay attention and not be such a dickneck."
jesus tits
The best damn tits there are
Jesus tits
(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
J'us TITS!
Jaysus tits!
Jaysus tits!