Jesus wet
A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness.
Example Michael's sister's panties are Jesus wet!
Wet Jesus
When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.
Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.
Wet Jesus
The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!