Jesus wheels
Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically
Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...
Jesus Wheeled
When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
jesus wheeling
the act of hydroplaning, or driving on water and losing complete grip of the road.
this act is usualy carried out by land pirates
this act is usualy carried out by land pirates
"man it was raining so hard last night we were jesus wheeling on the highway"
The Jesus Wheel
The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.
Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
jesus on wheels
1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.
2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."
2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
Jesus take the wheel
When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.
Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!
Jesus Take The Wheel
Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Jesus Take The Wheel !!!!! My burdens are overwhelming and it doesn't seem like I'll ever catch up. I feel the pain of stress, hurt and setbacks. Strengthen me to stand up knowing you are always with me.