Armadilloed
Armadilloed - when someone is shoved in a corner in a moving elevator and dry humped or assaulted with someone's gyrating butt or genitals.
(As if they are trying to enthusiastically burrow into you like an armadillo.)
(As if they are trying to enthusiastically burrow into you like an armadillo.)
Man, I was headed back from lunch and got Armadilloed again in the elevator by Brian.
armadillo
South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
"an armadillo of course"
Armadillo
Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.
My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.
armadillo
Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.
"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."
Armadillo
To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.
He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.
Armadilloing
The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps
"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"
Armadillo
The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue
Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*