Jewber
A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels
To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!
Jewber
A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.
I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.
Jewber
A cute way of calling someone a jew, implying a bit of affection for the person you're insulting.
William is a jewber.
Jewber
Noun
A Jewish Uber driver
Adjective
That one greedy friend who overcharges everyone for gas money
A Jewish Uber driver
Adjective
That one greedy friend who overcharges everyone for gas money
Carlos: Hey man, thanks for the ride!
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.
Jewber Jabber
It's the word used to describe the speech used by people living in Israel. Most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another.
All I hear is Jewber Jabber?
uber jewber
Someone that exudes extreme jew-like tendencies.
that guy just grabbed a used scratch ticket out of the trash...pick me a winner you uber jewber!