Jewbonics
The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
Jewbonics
The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
Jewbonic Plague
When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.
You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.
Jewbonics
Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.
"Jewbonix-for jews"
As
"Ebonics-for blacks"
Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...
By Scotty2hotty423
"Jewbonix-for jews"
As
"Ebonics-for blacks"
Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...
By Scotty2hotty423
I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...