jewbrella
An umbrella made out of genuine Jew skin.
Dude, check out my jewbrella, it's black edition.
Fred: "Hey where'd you get that umbrella?!"
Lehonda: "It's not an umbrella, it's a jewbrella, it's better than mink!"
Fred: "HOT MONICA! I need one of those!"
Fred: "Hey where'd you get that umbrella?!"
Lehonda: "It's not an umbrella, it's a jewbrella, it's better than mink!"
Fred: "HOT MONICA! I need one of those!"