jewcation
A low budget vacation.
We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.
jewcation
A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.
Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.
jewcat
Someone that's half jewish and half catholic
Jewcats are double-damned, either you hate em cause they're christian or cause they're a jew
jewcat
A follower of a Judaism who eats cat food.
Between you and me, I saw Barry lug four crates of Friskies SauceSations® back to his house. I think we've got a jewcat on our hands.